- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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