- Anti Joke

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Apple hates Blackberry.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Yes

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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