- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

i'm hard

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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