roses are red poo is poo

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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