What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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