How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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