Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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