- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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