A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Anti Joke

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