- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........