What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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