Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Women's rights

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

The game.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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