How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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are u black unlucky

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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hello

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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