Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Womens rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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