Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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