Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Haha, I get it..

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Coldpaly is a good band

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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