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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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