Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Albert your flies undone.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Justin beiber..

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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