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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

being sober in a bar fight

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

hi dave

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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