Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Julian Ha.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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