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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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