High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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