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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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