- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's green and blue? yellow

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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