- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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