How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A young baby died.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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