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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Ben Affleck

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

hard cheese

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

This statement is false.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do u call a cripple Biv

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