- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Neither did she.

there once was a black man who played basketball

SBB

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??