why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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