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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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