- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

say it ten times fast: oh

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Albino African Americans

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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