What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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BOTTOM!!!

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What? Huh?

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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