What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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your life

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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