A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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feminists.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Skrillex.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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