- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

So does Blake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

John Stamos.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Smeg...

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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