I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Carrot fingers

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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