- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's a joke? Funny

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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