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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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