- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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