- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

i just pooped that is all!

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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