Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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