- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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