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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

womens rights

Your Mother

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Charles Manson is innocent.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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