What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Justin

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Vote this up

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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42

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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