- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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