What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Dude man, I'm high...

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Caca.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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