- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Where's the soap?

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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