- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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