- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

I'm 4 and what is this?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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