What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Derp

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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